Daily Draws, Unedited
When working on the daily draws, sometimes it takes a few edits to get the message just right. Below are some sentences inspired by the cards and runes which did not make it into the final post.
*Stay home, eat ice cream in your pajamas, and watch old movies. The stupidity awaiting you today will still be there tomorrow.
*Today is a good day to call in dead, and find a new job.
*OhMyGodWeAreAllGoingToDIE! But maybe not.
*That coworker you suspect of lying to you? They are totally lying to you. Time for them to meet the underside of a (figurative) bus.
*You are surrounded by idiots. Run away, and don’t look back.
*That plan you’ve been working on falls apart in a truly spectacular way today. Time to leave the country under an assumed name.
*The card and the rune have completely opposite meanings. So it doesn’t matter what you do, it’s going to be the wrong thing.
